Anyone lose an eel?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/27/2020 at 16:41 • Filed to: None

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Went on a hike today. Found a really pretty trail that runs along a saltwater pond.

This is where the otters fuck

I WILL own a property like that someday.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/27/2020 at 16:54

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WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/27/2020 at 17:08

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My eel!

(his name is Surreal)

Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/27/2020 at 17:37

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Someone definitely lost a wheel.

https://jalopnik.com/watch-an-escaped-wheel-ring-someones-doorbell-at-about-1844854394

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/27/2020 at 17:48

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If he got knighted he'd be Sir Eel

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/27/2020 at 17:55

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Don’t you dare step on my joke like that. Rude.

Surreal the Sir Eel or Sir Surreal Eel.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/27/2020 at 18:05

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For real.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/27/2020 at 18:10

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Damn, this got so real

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/27/2020 at 18:38

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Kiltedpadre > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/27/2020 at 18:45

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“You picked a fine time to leave me loose eel!”

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/27/2020 at 19:22

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Damn - now you have me craving unagi...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 08/27/2020 at 20:55

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Ugh I haven't had sushi in so long

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/27/2020 at 22:23

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But he colloquially goes by Tee. Tee Eel. Curiously he hates the color.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/27/2020 at 22:26

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Well burgundy  is his favorite color. It’s what he painted his Oldsmobile.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/27/2020 at 23:15

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Sir Surreal “Tee” Eel drives an Olds? I took him for a Pontiac guy.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/28/2020 at 10:13

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OldsmobEEL

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/28/2020 at 11:04

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Doh.

I also proclaim this comment thread of national historical significance so we will never lose it.